Met A Girl The Other Nite And

The Favorite Method Of Vice Is To Diss All Responsibility Be Work Or Social, Go Off By Myself, And Enjoy A Good Steak And A Great Glass Of Wine. Oh Yeah, And My Kids Are There Too.

No One Gets A Free Ride. Except Maybe Bus Drivers.

Think Well Of Yourself And Others Will Too. Unless Those Others Are In Government, Banking, Or Show Business.

I'm Doing 5000 Seat Theaters And Audiences Are Going Nuts, It's Fantastic And It Makes Me Very Happy. I'm Dirty, But Not Like This; I Just Do Comedy That I Find Funny. I'm Working On A New Tv Show For Cable And It's Not Set Up Yet.

Jon Lovitz. Jon, Your Act Is Like Masturbation: You're The Only One Who Enjoys It, And You Should Be Arrested For Doing It In Public.