Met A Girl The Other Nite And

I Love My Mom! You Can Too For $12!

I Don't Like To Drink Alone 'cause There's Nobody To Fight With.

I Love Watching People Get Hit In The Crotch. But Only If They Get Back Up. If Their Teeth Are Bleeding, If They're Really Hurt, If An Ambulance Has To Come, I'm Not Laughing.

When You're Famous, You're Always Famous. It Doesn't Go Away.

I Have No Agenda, Nothing To Control.