The Secret To My Success Is That

You're Here To Sweat. This Program Is Live. There's About One Thousand Million People Watching You. So, You Remember - One Wrong Word, One Foolish Gesture And Your Whole Career Could Go Down In Flames. Hold That Thought And Have A Nice Night.

I Only Work Every Couple Of Years. I Go Into Retirement Between Films.

I Didn't Get Into Entertainment Until I Was Like 31. I Didn't Star In A Movie Until I Was 46.

Well, There's Nothing Strange About Americans As A Whole. But, Angelinos Are Different!

Cricket Needs Brightening Up A Bit. My Solution Is To Let The Players Drink At The Beginning Of The Game, Not After. It Always Works In Our Picnic Matches.