The Secret Of Golf Is To Turn

I Will Tell You Privately It's Not Going To Get Better, It's Going To Get Worse All The Time, But Don't Fret. Remember, We Play The Ball Where It Lies, And Now Let's Not Talk About This, Ever Again.

On The Golf Course, A Man May Be The Dogged Victim Of Inexorable Fate, Be Struck Down By An Appalling Stroke Of Tragedy, Become The Hero Of Unbelievable Melodrama, Or The Clown In A Side-splitting Comedy.

Golf Is The One Game I Know Which Becomes More And More Difficult The Longer One Plays It.

If I Had Ever Been Set Down In Any One Place And Told I Was To Play There, And Nowhere Else, For The Rest Of My Life, I Should Have Chosen The Old Course At St. Andrews.

Nobody Ever Swung A Club Too Slowly.