The Saddest Day Of The Year Is

There Are Three Types Of Baseball Players: Those Who Make It Happen, Those Who Watch It Happen And Those Who Wonder What Happens.

If You Don't Love The Dodgers, There's A Good Chance You May Not Get Into Heaven.

Bruce Benedict Is So Slow He'd Finish Third In A Race With A Pregnant Woman.

Sometimes You've Just Got To Let An Umpire Know That You're Not Satisfied With His Decision. That They've Missed The Play In Your Opinion. Not That It's Going To Do You Any Good, But You've Got To Let Them Know.

The Best Possible Thing In Baseball Is Winning The World Series. The Second Best Thing Is Losing The World Series.