The Right Time To Die Is Never

The Critic Roams Through Culture, Looking For Prey.

The Harp Is An Insipid Instrument--no Good For Dancing, Feasting, Or Marching, Only For Sitting Primly In A Parlor Or On A Cloud.

The Higher The Moral Tone, The More Suspect The Speaker.

The Grand Style Is Available Now Only In Old Poems, Museums, And Parodies.

When Disaster Waves, I Try Not To Wave Back.