Lies And Promises Are Necessary But Not

Moralists Love To Discourse On The Hollowness Of Success; About The Hollowness Of Failure They Are Silent.

Prudence Does Not Make People Happy; It Merely Deprives Them Of The Excitement Of Being Constantly In Trouble.

In The Museums, Everything Is In Quotation Marks.

Wit Saves Us From Being Swallowed Whole By Life.

Don't Tell Me It's Raining When You're Peeing On Me!