To Make People Laugh Was Almost A

I Never Turn Down A Drink. Among Friends It’s Always Appropriate. A Man Is Only A Man As They Say, But Brandy Is Still Brandy. You’ll Find That In The Talmud Too.

A Real Pleasure Is A Pleasure That One Enjoys By One's Self, Without A Companion, And Without A Single Argument.

It Is An Old Custom Amongst Jewish Children, To Become War-like On The 'l'ag Beomer.' They Arm Themselves From Head To Foot With Wooden Swords, Pop-guns And Bows And Arrows. They Take Food With Them, And Go Off To Wage War.

Here Lies A Plain And Simple Jew Who Wrote In Plain And Simple Prose.

No Matter How Bad Things Get, You Got To Go On Living, Even If It Kills You.