To Make People Laugh Was Almost A

You See How It Is, My Dear Friends. There's No Pleasing Everyone. It's Hopeless To Even Try, And The More You Play The Peacemaker, The Less Peaceful Things Become.

Life Is A Dream For The Wise, A Game For The Fool, A Comedy For The Rich, A Tragedy For The Poor.

A Kind Word Is No Substitute For A Piece Of Herring Or A Bag Of Oats.

A Cantor, When He Starts Singing, It's Like Rain - Once It Starts, It's Hard To Stop.

Here Lies A Plain And Simple Jew Who Wrote In Plain And Simple Prose.