The Reason The Rest Of Us Remember,

I’ve Always Had Dreams. When I Was Little, I’d Go To Sleep With My Head On My Hands, Which Were In Fists Like I Was Looking Through A Camera. I Felt Like Sleep Was The Movies - Just Drifting Off To The Movies.

I Can Get A Script And Go, "well, I'd Rather Do Stand-up." I Don't Hold Movies In Higher Regard. I Love Making Videos And Posting. I Love Tv.

I Enjoy The Last Quarter Of All Basketball Games.

I Like Talking About Things That Are Taboo, Because It Makes Them Not Taboo Anymore.

If I Don't Do Stand-up For Two Weeks, I Get Freaked Out.