The Reason I'm A Yankee Is That

The Only Difference Between Me And Those Other Great Yankees Is My Skin Color.

So Many Ideas Come To You And You Want To Try Them All, But You Can't. You're Like A Mosquito In A Nudist Colony, You Don't Know Where To Start.

Every Hitter Likes Fastballs, Just Like Everybody Likes Ice Cream. But You Don't Like It When Someone's Stuffing It Into You By The Gallon. That's What It Feels Like When Nolan Ryan's Thrown Balls By You.

When You Take A Pitch And Line It Somewhere, It's Like You've Thought Of Something And Put It With Beautiful Clarity.

You Don't Face Nolan Ryan Without Your Rest. He's The Only Guy I Go Against That Makes Me Go To Bed Before Midnight.