Please God, Let Me Hit One. I'll

If I Played In New York, They'd Name A Candy Bar After Me.

The Reason I'm A Yankee Is That George Steinbrenner Out Hustled Everybody Else.

The Only Way I'm Going To Get A Gold Glove Is With A Can Of Spray Paint.

Sometimes I Underestimate The Magnitude Of Me.

Blind People Come To The Park Just To Hear Him Pitch.