I Am The Best In Baseball.

There's A Manager (billy Martin) I Could Play For.

When You've Played This Game For Ten Years And Gone To Bat Seven-thousand Times And Gotten Two-thousand Hits Do You Know What That Really Means? It Means You've Gone Zero For Five-thousand.

Every Hitter Likes Fastballs, Just Like Everybody Likes Ice Cream. But You Don't Like It When Someone's Stuffing It Into You By The Gallon. That's What It Feels Like When Nolan Ryan's Thrown Balls By You.

Please God, Let Me Hit One. I'll Tell Everybody You Did It.

Just Like Every Other Kid In My Grade School, I Was Listening To My Little Radio Plug In My Ear When Mickey Mantle Hit 18 Post-season Homers And Won Series After Series For The Yankees. I Listened And I Learned From That. I Think He Was The Original 'mr. October,' But Thank God It Didn't Stick.