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In Europe, Socialism Is Just Another Political Party. It Just Means That Government Takes Over Certain Things Like Hospitals, Prisons, Military And Schools That Should Not Be Run For Profit.

Whoever Needs The Relationship Less Has All The Power.

When The Tabloids Photograph Me When I'm Out, I Always Say: "you Know What, Folks? I'm Not Married And I'm Not Gay. You Caught Me With A Hot Chick. You Got Me. Take Me To Hot-chick Jail. Did It Again. Guilty."

I'm Worried About A Permanent Republican Majority. That's What I'm Worried About For The Future.

The Comedy Gods Are Smiling On Me Tonight.