I Don't Do Heroin Myself, But It's

We've Been On A Long Break And I've Just Been Kicking Back, Doing Nothing. Like Our Government.

Tiger Woods Apologized To The Three Women In America He Never Got Around To Sleeping With.

Is It [hunting] Really A Sport If You Have All The Equipment And Your Opponent Doesn't Know A Game Is Going On?

I Think The Funniest Stuff Comes From The Heaviest Stuff.

The Electricity Is Back On In Baghdad. That Is A Very Climactic Moment In Any Country's Liberation, When The Lights Come Back On And You Get A Good Look At What You Looted.