The "pursuit Of Happiness" Is Responsible For

It Was A Somber Place, Haunted By Old Jokes And Lost Laughter. Life, As I Discovered, Holds No More Wretched Occupation Than Trying To Make The English Laugh.

Posterity Will Surely Be Amazed, And I Hope Vastly Amused, That Such Slipshod And Unconvincing Theorizing Should Have So Easily Captivated Twentieth-century Minds And Been So Widely And Recklessly Applied.

The Orgasm Has Replaced The Cross As The Focus Of Longing And The Image Of Fulfillment.

We Have Now Educated Ourselves Into A State Of Complete Imbecility.

The Whole Social Structure Is Now Tumbling Down, Dethroning Its God, Undermining All Its Certainties. All This, Wonderfully Enough, Is Being Done In The Name Of The Health, Wealth, And Happiness Of All Mankind.