The Pursuit Of Excellence Is Less Profitable

One Half Was Sad Because I Had Damaged My Reputation. The Other Half Was Happy Because I Had Damaged My Reputation.

The Mission Of A Great School Is Not To Cram You With Facts So That You Can Regurgitate Them...this Gives Many Boys Such A Distaste For Learning That They Never Read Another Book As Long As They Live. No, The Mission Is To Inspire You With A Taste For Scholarship - A Taste Which Will Last You All Your Life.

Consumers Still Buy Products Whose Advertising Promises Them Value For Money, Beauty, Nutrition, Relief From Suffering, Social Status And So On.

As A Private Person, I Have A Passion For Landscape, And I Have Never Seen One Improved By A Billboard. Where Every Prospect Pleases, Man Is At His Vilest When He Erects A Billboard. When I Retire From Madison Avenue, I Am Going To Start A Secret Society Of Masked Vigilantes Who Will Travel Around The World On Silent Motor Bicycles, Chopping Down Posters At The Dark Of The Moon. How Many Juries Will Convict Us When We Are Caught In These Acts Of Beneficent Citizenship?

Don't Hire A Dog, Then Bark Yourself