The Promises We Break Are Usually Such

It Is Easier To Hate Those We Love, Than Love Those Whom We Have Hated.

Enjoyment Inflames Love In Some Men, And Extinguishes It In Others: The Wind That Assists Large Vessels, Upsets Small Ones.

Stand-up Has The Best Writers, Because It's The Hardest Writing By A Million Miles.

I'm No Good At Anything But Comedy, Which I Think I'm Good At. I'm Absolutely No Good At Networking; I'm Terrible At Acting; I'm Terrible At Dealing With Executives; I'm Terrible At Collaborating. And I Say Whatever I Want To Say. But I Think I'm Good Enough At Comedy That I Can Survive. And I Don't Really Have An Ambition For Money.

I Have Always Loved Las Vegas. It's A Traditional Place For Lounge Comics To Perform, And I Love That.