Louis [c.k.] Is Great. But I Don't

Many People Are Skeptical About Marriage Of Michael Jackson And Lisa Marie Pressley. They Say, Lisa Marie Is More Of A Sit At Home Type, While Michael Jackson Is More Of A Homosexual Pedophile.

The Man That Does Not Fear Punishment, Little Regards Crime.

Oj Simpson Was In A Different Kind Of Courtroom This Week Attempting To Regain Custody Of His Two Children. In Order To Prove To The Court How Much He Loves His Kids, Oj Pointed Out Quote 'hey, They're Still Alive, Aren't They?'

Compared To Politics, I Think Sports Is Funnier, Because It's Inconsequential. And Politics Can Be Real Important And All That. The More Pointless Something Is, The Funnier It Is, You Know? And The More Grave Or Important Things Are... You Know, Some Comedians Can Get This Disease Where They Get Serious All The Time.

Jealousy Seldom Punishes With The Severity It Suffers.