Louis [c.k.] Is Great. But I Don't

I'm Happy Doing Stand-up, But I'll Probably Do A Television Show Eventually. If Not, I'll Delve Into This Internet World And Decide Best How To Harness It. What I Like Best About It Is The Independent Movie Style And The Ability To Just Be Completely Reckless Within That World. I Like That A Lot. I Just Have To Acquaint Myself With Technology.

We Advise Others Better Than Ourselves.

I Hate Fame. I Hate Being Recognized, Because I Don't Know How To Talk To People.

Liberty, Like Health, Appears Most Precious When Lost.

Whenever I Do Theaters, I Don't Like 'em. I Don't Think They're Right For Stand-up.