The Problem With This World Is, Everyone

Physically, I’m Not Tough. I May Think Tough. I Would Say I’m Kinda Tough And Calloused Inside. I Could Use A Foot More In Height And Fifty More Pounds And Fifteen Years Off My Age And Then God Help All You Bastards.

The Only Way To Find The Best Actor Would Be To Let Everybody Play Hamlet And Let The Best Man Win.

What's At The End Of A Million Dollars? Zero, Zero, Zero... Nothing. A Circle With A Hole In It.

(on Bette Davis) Even When I Was Carrying A Gun, She Scared The Be-jesus Out Of Me.

There Are Certain Sections Of New York, Major, That I Wouldn't Advise You To Try To Invade.