Ah, Nuts. I'm An Actor. I Just

Everybody Has Something To Conceal.

I Was Born When You Kissed Me. I Died When You Left Me. I Lived A Few Weeks While You Loved Me.

(on Warner Brothers) This Studio Has More Suspensions Than The Golden Gate Bridge.

The Problem With This World Is, Everyone In It Is 3 Drinks Behind.

(on Bette Davis) Even When I Was Carrying A Gun, She Scared The Be-jesus Out Of Me.