All You Owe The Public Is A

"the Whole World Is Three Drinks Behind. If Everyone In The World Would Take Three Drinks, We Would Have No Trouble. If Stalin, Truman And Everybody Else In The World Had Three Drinks Right Now, We’d All Loosen Up And We Wouldn’t Need The United Nations.

You're Not A Star Until They Can Spell Your Name In Karachi.

Things Are Never So Bad They Can't Be Made Worse.

The Only Reason To Make A Million Dollars In This Business Is To Tell Some Fat Producer To Go To Hell.

(on Warner Brothers) This Studio Has More Suspensions Than The Golden Gate Bridge.