I Can Teach You To Jump Up

For The Last 30 Years, I've Been Leading A Life Of Crime And International Intrigue That's Involved 40 Stamps In My Passport, Love Affairs, And Broken Hearts To Go With Each One Of Them. You Would Have To Live Three Lifetimes To Catch Up With Just The Allegations That Follow Me!

Whether I'm On For A Day Or Whether I'm On For A Year, At The End Of The Day, I Sing For My Dinner.

I'm A Family Man. I Personally Started 3 Or 4 Families Last Year.

Many Of The Critics Have Kids Of Their Own. It Scares The Hell Out Of Them To Think That Their Kids Could Be Anything Remotely Like David Lee Roth.

Nine Times Out Of 10 When People Do A Tribute Album Or Tribute Songs For Somebody, It's What I Call 'white Boys Playing Reggae'. They Know They Can't, We Know They Can't, So They Sing Like They Can't And Play Like They Can't. They Gently Make Fun Of The Idiom Or Sing In A False Accent.