I Can Teach You To Jump Up

Van Halen Can Keep Providing The Rain And I'll Keep Providing The Parade.

I Don't Get All The Women That I Want... I Get All The Women That Want Me.

It Doesn't Matter The Kind Of Music, It Doesn't Matter Whether It's A Cowboy Hat Or A Yarmulke. I Don't Care If It's Outer Space Or Pop, The Spirit Is The Same.

I Know That People Think I'm A Party King; But, Face It, If I Finished The Bottle Every Time I Took A Drink, I Wouldn't Be Able To Do The Aerials I Do Onstage.

They Make This Drink In Brazil Called Cachaca. It's Sugar Can Alcholho. Costs 35 Cents A Quart. One Quart Of That Stuff And You See God. Two Quarts And You Graow A Pair Of Tight Pants And An Electric Guitar.