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I Can Teach You To Jump Up In Five Seconds-it Takes Years To Learn How To Land Properly.
-David Lee Roth
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I Can Teach You To Jump Up
David Lee Roth
I Can Teach You To Jump Up In Five Seconds-it Takes Years To Learn How To Land Properly.
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