The Problem With Being Irish... Is Having

The Irish Are The Niggers Of Europe, Lads.

When I Was A Kid, If You Didn't Speak Irish, You Really Wanted To. And You Played Gaelic Games And You Didn't Pay Any Attention To What Was Happening In The Outside World, Because Really, The - Ireland Was The Center Of The Universe. And I Don't Think That's The Case Anymore, Although, Admittedly, It Is The Center Of The Universe.

The Problem With Being Irish... Is Having 'riverdance' On Your Back. It's A Burden At Times.

I See People In Terms Of Dialogue And I Believe That People Are Their Talk.

She's A Pot-of-tea-before-i-say-boo-to-you Woman. There's Always A Pile Of Warm Teabags In The Sink When I Come Down, Like What A Horse Would Leave Behind.