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You Know People Are Always Putting Ulysses In The Top 10 Books Ever Written But I Doubt That Any Of Those People Were Really Moved By It.

It's Great Meeting Children Because You Never Know What They Will Say.

When You Grow Up On An Island, What Matters Is How You Stand To The Sea.

The Irish Are The Niggers Of Europe, Lads.

No Matter How Close To Personal Experience A Story Might Be, Inevitably You Are Going To Get To A Part That Isn't Yours And, Actually, Whether It Happened Or Not Becomes Irrelevant. It Is All About Choosing The Right Words.