The Piano Is An Orchestra With 88......

There Are Three Kinds Of Pianists: Jewish Pianists, Homosexual Pianists, And Bad Pianists.

False Notes [on The Piano] Are Human. Why Does Everything Have To Be Perfect? You Know, Perfection Itself Is Imperfection.

Everyone Goes To The Forest; Some Go For A Walk To Be Inspired, And Others Go To Cut Down The Trees.

My Future Is In My Past And My Past Is My Present. I Must Now Make The Present My Future.

The Piano Is An Orchestra With 88...... Things, You Know