Perfection Itself Is Imperfection.

Your Mind Must Control, But You Must Have Heart . . . . Give Your Feeling Free.

There Are Three Kinds Of Pianists: Jewish Pianists, Homosexual Pianists, And Bad Pianists.

My Face Is My Passport.

False Notes [on The Piano] Are Human. Why Does Everything Have To Be Perfect? You Know, Perfection Itself Is Imperfection.

The Piano Is An Orchestra With 88...... Things, You Know