There Are Three Kinds Of Pianists: Jewish

Everyone Goes To The Forest; Some Go For A Walk To Be Inspired, And Others Go To Cut Down The Trees.

False Notes [on The Piano] Are Human. Why Does Everything Have To Be Perfect? You Know, Perfection Itself Is Imperfection.

Piano Playing Consists Of Common Sense, Heart And Technical Resources. All Three Should Be Equally Developed. Without Common Sense You Are A Fiasco, Without Technique An Amateur, Without Heart A Machine. The Profession Does Have Its Hazards.

There Are Three Kinds Of Pianists: Jewish Pianists, Homosexual Pianists, And Bad Pianists.

I Must Tell You I Take Terrible Risks. Because My Playing Is Very Clear, When I Make A Mistake You Hear It. If You Want Me To Play Only The Notes Without Any Specific Dynamics, I Will Never Make One Mistake. Never Be Afraid To Dare.