The Person Who Can Bring The Spirit

There Once Was A Student Named Bessor Whose Knowledge Grew Lessor And Lessor. It At Last Grew So Small He Knew Nothing At All, And Today He's A College Professor!

Television, I Love It, Everything That Happened Before Television Lumped Together, Never Caused Folks To Turn On A Street To Stare At Me, Or Waitresses To Ask For Autographs.

Censor: A Self-appointed Snoophound Who Sticks His Nose In Other People's Business.

Everybody Was Being Decent, And When People Are Decent, Thing Work Out For Everybody. That Has Been My Theory All Through Life. If You're Making Money, Let The Other Fellow Make It Too. If Somebody's Getting Hurt, It's Bad, But If You Can Work A Thing Out So That Everybody Profits That's The Ideal Business.

Good Manners: The Noise You Don't Make When You're Eating Soup.