Fame - Anyone Who Says He Doesn't

I Can't Say This Too Often - That A Little Humor Can Make Life Worth Living. That Has Always Been My Credo. Somebody Once Asked Me, 'what Would You Like Your Epitaph To Be?' I've Always Said That I'd Like It To Be: He Left People A Little Happier Than They Were When He Came Into The Room.

The Fundamental Difference Between The Mystery Story And The Ghost Story Is The Fact That A Mystery Demands A Solution For Its Effectiveness; A Ghost Story Is Necessarily Unsolvable; The Reader Must Be Willing To Accept The Fact That Nothing Is Proved.

Football Season: The Only Time Of The Year When A Man Can Walk Down The Street With A Blond On One Arm And A Blanket On The Other Without Encountering Raised Eyebrows.

The Detroit String Quartet Played Brahms Last Night. Brahms Lost.

For Me, A Hearty "belly Laugh" Is One Of The Beautiful Sounds In The World.