The People I Work With Are Like

While I Do Not Believe The Earth Loaned To Us By Our Ancestors Should Be Plagued By Chemical Horrors And Thereby Corrupted For Future Generations, Neither Do I Believe I Should Have To Face Anything That Has More Eyes Than I Have During Dinner. It Was My Rule When I Was Dating And, Heck, It's Still My Rule Now.

Once We Hit Forty, Women Only Have About Four Taste Buds Left: One For Vodka, One For Wine, One For Cheese, And One For Chocolate.

There Are Two Kinds Of People In The World: Those Who Like What They Like More Than They Don't Like What They Don't Like And, In Contrast, Those Who Don't Like What They Don't Like More Than They Like What They Like.

If You Know You Can Do It - If You Can Already Chart Every Day In Your Future - Then Why Bother? Choose To Do Something You Have More Trouble Imagining. Take A Chance.

We Should Remind Ourselves That Laughing Together Is As Close As You Can Get To Another Person Without Touching, And Sometimes It Represents A Closer Tie Than Touching Ever Could.