I Personally Translated The Word 'vendetta' As

As A Kid, You Await Holidays With A Wide-eyed, Passionate, Almost Maniacal Enthusiasm. Heavy Breathing Is Involved.

Think Of The Funniest Story From Your Life. Chances Are, It Was Something Awful At The Time.

Birthdays Are A Reward For Having Shown Up 365 Days In A Row. It's Like Getting A Badge For Attendance.

Laughing Together Is As Close As You Can Get To A Hug Without Touching.

How About "diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friends"? Nope. It Should Be Switched Around And Pointed Out, Instead, That Your Best Friends Are Diamonds.