I Dislike Ted Cruz As Much As

Hopefully The Person I'm Trying To Create Is Just A Funny, Dour, Evil Side Of Myself That Has No Other Way To Express Itself. I Don't Model It After Anyone In Particular. Who Would Be Like That? Who? I Wouldn't Want To Meet That Person. I Wouldn't Want To Be Interviewed By That Person, I Can Tell You That.

I Want To Get A Gold Star. And I Know That There Are Places That I Need To Go In Order To Get The Story Right. I'd Rather Do It Right Than Have To Do It Twice.

I Take My Citizenship Extremely Seriously. I Find Myself Drawn To The Constitution More And More With Each Passing Day Of Donald Trump's Presidency.

It's Fun To Be Surrounded By People That You Love.

Nobody Wants To Have Things Blurted At Them.