I Don't Read Anything About Myself.

A Lot Of Comedy Is Really Diy. You're Kind Of Doing It Yourself.

The People I Really Feel Sorry For Are All The Writers Out There Who Wrote These Outrageous Comedic Romps About A Grossly Unqualified Person Who Goes On To Become A Vice Presidential Candidate In A Hotly Contested Presidential Race. With Hilarious Results. They Must Be So Bummed.

I Don't Think I'm Very Much Like The Person I Am On The Show. I'm Certainly Not As Ambitious; No, That's Not True, I'm Kind Of Ambitious. In A Nice Way. But There's A Part Of Me. A Lot Of Me. There's A Lot Of What I Think Is Funny.

Kids Do Have To Learn That Life Is A Humiliating Charade Of Endless Disappointment And Tragedy Ultimately Culminating In Pain, Decay, And Death. My Parents Used To Sing Me To Sleep With That One.

I Don't Listen To The National Anthem Ironically. It's A Beautiful Song. I Love It!