I Don't Read Anything About Myself.

I Grew Up An Only Child, So I Was So Much More Adult. My Eldest Daughter Is 10, And I Was So Much More Of An Adult Than She Is. She Just Doesn't Care For The Real World. She's Not Interested.

I Want To Get A Gold Star. And I Know That There Are Places That I Need To Go In Order To Get The Story Right. I'd Rather Do It Right Than Have To Do It Twice.

I Take My Citizenship Extremely Seriously. I Find Myself Drawn To The Constitution More And More With Each Passing Day Of Donald Trump's Presidency.

Kids Do Have To Learn That Life Is A Humiliating Charade Of Endless Disappointment And Tragedy Ultimately Culminating In Pain, Decay, And Death. My Parents Used To Sing Me To Sleep With That One.

It's Fun To Be Surrounded By People That You Love.