The Payoffs In Showbiz Seemed As Random

I Like Sitting In The Dark And Watching People Far More Talented Than I'll Ever Be Sing My Songs And Say My Words. It's Thrilling.

I Change My Hairstyle Every Day For The Show, I'm Fastidious And Vain About My Nails And Teeth And Grooming And Makeup, But A Perfect Body, Forget It. Dust To Dust, Wuggies To Wuggies.

If You Can Do Something With Your Eyes Closed, It Is Time To Try Something New.

God Didn't Bless Me With Success So I Could Eat Caviar Every Day.

[on Regis Philbin:] He's Like Everybody's Kid Brother With His Hand In The Cookie Jar And His Foot In His Mouth. You Love Him, But You Can't Take Him Anywhere.