Over The Years My Mom Has Become

If You Settle For What You've Got, You Deserve What You Get.

Life Seemed So Simple And Joyous When I Was Growing Up.

A Fear Of The Unknown Keeps A Lot Of People From Leaving Bad Situations.

They Don't Call Me Spontaneous And Irreverant For Nothing.

[on Regis Philbin:] He's Like Everybody's Kid Brother With His Hand In The Cookie Jar And His Foot In His Mouth. You Love Him, But You Can't Take Him Anywhere.