When I Was Almost 13 I Was

I Did Feel From Day One That I Was A Born Performer.

When You Fall In Love, You Must Fall In Love With A Man The Way He Is Now, Because Marriage Won't Change Anything, Except Maybe Your Tax Deduction.

If I Prayed As Much As I Pluck, I'd Be The Dalai Lama.

When I Was Almost 13 I Was Ripe For Religion. I Was Actually Just Plain Ripe.

Today We Live In A Cash-for-trash World. Anyone Can Stand Up And Say Anything Unkind, Unfair Or Completely Untrue About You, And Then They Are Rewarded Financially For It ... Because Life Is Unfair.