Show Me A Good Sportsman And I'll

It's Possible To Spend Money Anywhere In The World If You Put Your Mind To It, Something I Proved Conclusively By Running Up Huge Debts In Cincinnati.

Ballplayers Are A Superstitious Breed, Nobody More Than I, And While You Are Winning You'd Murder Anybody Who Tried To Change Your Sweatshirt, Let Alone Your Uniform.

To Some It's A Six-pack, To Me It's A "support Group". Salvation In A Can!

Buy A Steak For A Player On Another Club After The Game, But Don't Even Speak To Him On The Field. Get Out There And Beat Them To Death.

In The Olden Days, The Umpire Didn't Have To Take Any Courses In Mind Reading. The Pitcher Told You He Was Going To Throw At You.