The Part I Enjoy Most Is Not

Peeing Is Like A Good Book In That It Is Very, Very Hard To Stop Once You Start.

The Human Tongue Is Like Wasabi: It's Very Powerful, And Should Be Used Sparingly.

She Said Robert Joyner Had Killed Himself With A Gun. And Then I Asked Why, And Then She Told Me That He Was Getting A Divorce And Was Sad About It.' 'lots Of People Get Divorces And Don't Kill Themselves,' I Said. 'i Know,' She Said, Excitement In Her Voice. 'that's What I Told Her.

She’s The Kind Of Person Who Either Dies Tragically At Twenty-seven, Like Jimi Hendrix And Janis Joplin, Or Else Grows Up To Win, Like, The First-ever Nobel Prize For Awesome.

I'd Rather Wonder Than Get Answers I Couldn't Live With.