The Human Tongue Is Like Wasabi: It's

I Leaned In Toward Her, Suddenly Overwhelmed With The Feeling That We Must Kiss.

I Believe The Universe Wants To Be Noticed. I Think The Universe Is Inprobably Biased Toward The Consciousness, That It Rewards Intelligence In Part Because The Universe Enjoys Its Elegance Being Observed. And Who Am I, Living In The Middle Of History, To Tell The Universe That It-or My Observation Of It-is Temporary?

Maybe Our Favorite Quotations Say More About Us Than About The Stories And People We're Quoting.

If I Ever End Up Being The Kind Of Person Who Has One Kid And Seven Bedrooms. Do Me A Favor And Shoot Me.

If You Act Out Of A Paranoid Fear Of Something Happening, You Will Always Make That Thing Happen.