What You Want To Do Is Not

Speaks Cheerful English And In The Past Has Written This Language With A Paintbrush That Talks.

Journalism Schools Are Good To Get A Job, But I Don't Know What Else They Are Good For. I Don't Like The Word "journalism" To Begin With. It's News Reporting, And That Consists Of Using Your Two Feet. The Only Lesson, Then, That You Could Give People Is How To Climb Stairs, Because There Are No Stories On The First Floor.

Don't Call Me A Journalist; I Hate The Word. It's Pretentious!

The Professional Arsonist Builds Vacant Lots For Money.

Baseball Isn't Statistics, It's Joe Dimaggio Rounding Second Base.