What You Want To Do Is Not

The Office Of President Is A Bastardized Thing, Half Royalty And Half Democracy That Nobody Knows Whether To Genuflect Or Spit.

Football Is A Game Designed To Keep Coal Miners Off The Streets.

Newspapers Are So Boring. How Can You Read A Newspaper That Starts With A 51-word Lead Sentence?

I Always React To News Immediately. That's My Business.

Marvelous Marv Was Holding Down First Base. This Is Like Saying Willie Sutton Works At Your Bank.