The Only Way I Can't Hit .300

Day After Day There Are Lots Of Fans Here And It Helps A Lot With Them Out There Rooting For Us.

When You Play This Game Twenty Years, Go To Bat Ten-thousand Times, And Get Three-thousand Hits, Do You Know What That Means? You've Gone Zero For Seven-thousand.

If You Screw Up And Do Something, Don't Lie About It; Come Clean.

What's The Game Coming To? Evidently The Guys Making All These Rules Never Played The Game Of Baseball.

I Can't Remember, I Wish I Could Remember The First Time I Bet On Baseball.