The Only Way I Can't Hit .300

Some Players You Pat Their Butts, Some Players You Kick Their Butts, Some Players You Leave Alone.

The Manager Of A Team Is Like A Stagecoach, He Can't Move Unless He Has The Horses.

I Came To Vegas Because I Work 20 Days A Month Here; I Couldn't Live Anywhere Else.

Playing Baseball For A Living Is Like Having A License To Steal.

I'm Just Like Everybody Else. I Have Two Arms, Two Legs And Four-thousand Hits.