If You Screw Up And Do Something,

Singles Hitters Drive Fords. Home-run Hitters Drive Cadillacs.

Sliding Headfirst Is The Safest Way To Get To The Next Base, I Think, And The Fastest. You Don't Lose Your Momentum, And There's One More Important Reason I Slide Headfirst, It Gets My Picture In The Paper.

The Manager Of A Team Is Like A Stagecoach, He Can't Move Unless He Has The Horses.

Baseball Is A Universal Language. Catch The Ball, Throw The Ball, Hit The Ball.

No One Ever Asked What Was My Relationship With Bart Giamatti. We Used To Talk About Baseball A Lot As A Player And A Commissioner, Just Talk About The Game, What Could We Do To Help The Game, Where's The Game Going, He Was Pretty Good.