If You Screw Up And Do Something,

If You Screw Up And Do Something, Don't Lie About It; Come Clean.

You Know, Baseball's Not Stupid. Baseball Does What The Fans Want, Usually.

Every Time I Step Up To The Plate, I Expect To Get A Hit. If I Don't Expect To Get A Hit, I Have No Right To Step Into The Batter's Box In The First Place.

With The Money I'm Making, I Should Be Playing Two Positions.

Singles Hitters Drive Fords. Home-run Hitters Drive Cadillacs.