If You Screw Up And Do Something,

I Always Say, The Only Time You Gotta Worry About Getting Booed Is When You're Wearing A White Uniform. And I've Never Been Booed Wearing A White Uniform.

Am I Still In Uniform? Then I Ain't Retired.

When I Get The Record, All It Will Make Me Is The Player With The Most Hits. I'm Also The Player With The Most At Bats And The Most Outs. I Never Said I Was A Greater Player Than (ty) Cobb.

I Owe Baseball. Baseball Don't Owe Me A Damn Thing.

With The Money I'm Making, I Should Be Playing Two Positions.