I Can't Remember, I Wish I Could

There Is An Old Saying That Money Can't Buy Happiness. If It Could, I Would Buy Myself Four Hits Every Game.

I Admitted I Bet On Baseball, But I Wasn't Suspended From Baseball For Betting On Baseball.

Sliding Headfirst Is The Safest Way To Get To The Next Base, I Think, And The Fastest. You Don't Lose Your Momentum, And There's One More Important Reason I Slide Headfirst, It Gets My Picture In The Paper.

I Was Born On The Day Lincoln Was Shot And The Titanic Sank.

Baseball Is An Individual Game, But It Should Never Be A Personal Game.