The Only Time A Wife Listens To

If You Were To Draw Bugs, The Easiest Way Is To Learn How To Draw A Carrot And Then Hook A Rabbit Onto It

The Author O. Henry Taught Me About The Value Of The Unexpected. He Once Wrote About The Noise Of Flowers And The Smell Of Birds—the Birds Were Chickens And The Flowers Dried Sunflowers Rattling Against A Wall.

Artists Don't Need Criticism, Artists Need Love

A Comedian Is Not A Person Who Opens A Funny Door - He's The Person Who Opens A Door Funny.

In 1918, When I Was 6 Or 7 Years Old, Radio Was Just Coming Into Use In The Great War.