A Comedian Is Not A Person Who

Eschew The Ordinary, Disdain The Commonplace. If You Have A Single-minded Need For Something, Let It Be The Unusual, The Esoteric, The Bizarre, The Unexpected.

Artists Don't Need Criticism, Artists Need Love

You've Got A Million Bad Drawings In You; You Better Get Started.

Once You Have Heard A Strange Audience Burst Into Laughter At A Film You Directed, You Realize What The Word Joy Is All About.

Fog And Smog Should Not Be Confused And Are Easily Separated By Color. Fog Is About The Color Of The Insides Of An Old Split Wet Summer Cottage Mattress; Smog Is The Color And Consistency Of A Wet Potato Chip Soaked In A Motorman’s Glove.