A Comedian Is Not A Person Who

Anyone Can Say 'no'. It Is The First Word A Child Learns And Often The First Word He Speaks. It Is A Cheap Word Because It Requires No Explanation, And Many Men And Women Have Acquired A Reputation For Intelligence Who Know Only This Word And Have Used It In Place Of Thought On Every Occasion.

[w]hen The Coyote Falls, He Gets Up And Brushes Himself Off; It's Preservation Of Dignity. He's Humiliated, And It Worries Him When He Ends Up Looking Like An Accordion. A Coyote Isn't Much, But It's Better Than Being An Accordion.

I Have Come To Know Bugs So Well That I No Longer Have To Think About What He Is Doing In Any Situation. I Let The Part Of Me That Is Bugs Come To The Surface, Knowing, With Regret, That I Can Never Match His Marvelous Confidence.

In 1918, When I Was 6 Or 7 Years Old, Radio Was Just Coming Into Use In The Great War.

A Lion's Work Hours Are Only When He's Hungry; Once He's Satisfied, The Predator And Prey Live Peacefully Together.