A Comedian Is Not A Person Who

The Author O. Henry Taught Me About The Value Of The Unexpected. He Once Wrote About The Noise Of Flowers And The Smell Of Birds—the Birds Were Chickens And The Flowers Dried Sunflowers Rattling Against A Wall.

The Whole Essence Of Good Drawing - And Of Good Thinking, Perhaps - Is To Work A Subject Down To The Simplest Form Possible And Still Have It Believable For What It Is Meant To Be.

You Have A Coyote Inside You And You Have To Get It Out

All Of You Here Have One Hundred Thousand Bad Drawings In You. The Sooner You Get Rid Of Them, The Better It Will Be For Everyone.

The Only Time A Wife Listens To Her Husband Is When He’s Asleep.