Marriage Is An Institution, And You Must

I Voted For President Bush. I Voted For President Clinton And Although I Do Want My Vote Back, I Voted For President Obama.

Believe Me, The Library Is The Temple Of God. Education Is The Most Sacred Religion Of All.

If You Choose To Become A Smoker, You Are An Idiot, And You May Lack The Discipline And Intelligence To Be A Successful Entrepreneur.

Ladies, First And Foremost: You're On Your Own. No More Rules Neatly Laid Out For You To Follow. You Have To Make Up Your Own Rules.

The Only Jobs Kids Have Are To Do Well In School, To Be Charming And Polite, And Be Thankful. That's It. I'll House You, Protect You, I'll Even Give My Life For You, And In Return, You Will Behave.