The Only Thing My Old Man Ever

It Don't Matter As Long As He Can Count Up To 10

The Only Thing My Old Man Ever Gave Me Was A Beating.

A Boxing Match Is Like A Cowboy Movie. There's Got To Be Good Guys And There's Got To Be Bad Guys. And That's What People Pay For - To See The Bad Guys Get Beat.

Come Over Here And Sit On My Knee And Finish Your Orange Juice.

Newspapermen Ask Dumb Questions. They Look Up At The Sun And Ask If It Is Shining.