The Only Reason Anyone Goes To Broadway

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I Survived Because I Was Tougher Than Anybody Else.

It's A Rare Man Who Can Stand Being Around An Intelligent Woman, Let Alone Married To Her.

I Want To Die With My High Heels On, Still In Action.

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