If Everybody Likes You, You Are Not

It's A Very Independent Male Creature That Lives Alone, And A Lot Of Independent Females Who Live Alone. It's All Very Sad But It's Much Easier For Both Sexes To Do It This Way Nowadays.

One Can Make More Enemies As A Female With A Brain, I Think.

I Have Eyes Like A Bullfrog, A Neck Like An Ostrich And Long, Limp Hair. You Just Have To Be Good To Survive With That Equipment.

Getting Old Is Not For Sissies.

I Have Always Felt Proud Of My Oscars And My Numerous Nominations. This Pride Is Due To The Fact It Was The Result Of Voters From The Members Of My Own Profession. This, Of Course, Is A Great Compliment For One's Work. I Hope Each Winner Of An Oscar Is As Thrilled As I Was When I Received Mine.