The Only People Who Put Iced Tea

I Just Wanted To Be In Show Biz. I Wanted To Make Music And Sing And Dance, Tell Jokes And Stories, Make Ya Smile, Make Ya Cry - And Charge You $ 8.50

You Know What Rock Musicians Are? They Are Hung Up, Neurotic, Over-weight Hippies With Sex Problems.

The World's A Stage, And I Want The Brightest Spot.

Well A Good Writer Writes, A Good Musician Listens To A Lot More Than He Actually Composes, And If You're Going To Do Lyrics - Well, There's A Freudian Slip. That's Not Even A Slip, That's A Freudian Move: I Said Going To Do Lyrics. If You Really Want It To Ring True, You'll Live It First. Go Really Get Your Heart Broken!

People Say That Life Is A Cesspool Of Darkness And Dispair. Well We Of Van Halen Are Sailing Through It In A Yacht!