The Only Name On My Birth Certificate

I Have To Play Baseball To Make Me Happy. I Have To Be An Athlete. But When It's All Said And Done, I'll Be A Normal Father. A Normal-type House Man.

Rickey Don't Like It When Rickey Can't Find Rickey's Limo.

I Can't Find A Job. It Makes Me Crazy.

I Can Still Steal A Base Anytime I Get Ready.

I'm A Walking Record.