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I've Had So Many Rebirths, I Should Come With My Own Midwife By Now.

There's Not Someone Who Tells You How Adorable You Are And Rubs Your Head And Goes Into A Crowded Press Conference And Stands At The Back And Winks At You So That You Think, 'i Can Get Through This.'

My Mother Once Said "if You Don't Pay Attention To Age, Then It Won't Pay Attention To You." And She Says It, And It Sounds Nice, But I Don't Buy It.

I'm Not Gonna Become Ann Bancroft Or Meryl Streep And Have All The Burden That Being A "serious Actress" Entails.

I've Been Screaming At The Top Of My Lungs At My Family, 'work Out! Work Out! Old Age Is Coming!'